Sizing things up

The love bug wouldn't hold still, as if that's a big surprise. Especially with such an interesting thing nearby. He is somewhere between 30 and 31 inches tall, and weighs around 30 lbs as well. I'll get the real numbers from the professionals next week at his 9-month checkup. No matter what, he's a big love bug! He's already wearing size 2T.
That's more like it!, he's thinking to himself. I'm certain of it.