The (Your Name Here) Needs Google meme

1. Sue needs to establish a web site
2. Susan needs to understand that she needs to be building up her language
3. Sue needs a home
4. Sue needs to redeem some of the IOUs
5. Sue needs to go back to school to learn the basics of What Not to Wear
6. SUE NEEDS YOU
7. sue needs to grow up a little lmao
8. Sue needs to reflect on the concept of self-preservation
9. Sue needs some advice on how to maintain the garden
10. Sue needs to save a swarm of little kids from evil Granny Clotkin

The most results seem to be from the meme game itself, so perhaps it's becoming skewed, or perhaps that is the point. At any rate, there may be some truth to most of these, but I don't know what a little Imao is. I could Google it. But I don't feel like doing that right now. I have to go save a swarm of little kids from an evil granny.