Ed and Acorn

The cool cat is having a ball with this one. We've seen previews for a new film starring none other than Ed Harris and Viggo Mortensen. Both men in the same film. Ed, also known as 'your man', ever since Enemy at the Gates, and Viggo, aka 'Acorn', because the cool one thinks it's much more memorable, and funny, than 'Aragorn'. Okay, what can I say. There's something about steel blue eyes. Or deep green. And a receding hairline. And a uniform (regarding Ed, oh Ed). It's a good thing the cool one wasn't around in the days of the Last of the Mohicans, because there would be no end to the teasing about the oh-so-very-fine Daniel Day-Lewis. Sigh...... What woman wouldn't want a man of men like Nathaniel Hawkeye to swoop in and protect. And just. be. such. a. man. Ummmmhmmm. I've drifted off... Where was I?

The new film is called A History of Violence, and just by its title, we probably won't be seeing it. The reviews aren't half bad though. Maybe when Boo's 18 or so. Or asleep.